What is with car commercials anymore? What are those people doing? Where are they going? Effing dorks is what those people are. Also those commercials are really beginning to make me hate music. I hope to hell I don't look like them when i'm singing/slash dancing with nothing but my arms in a hat that defies all gravity on the side of my head in my car. Honeslty show the mofos in gridlock traffic, or rearending someone because they're too busy applying lipstick or running a red light and getting t-barred by a semi because they are the coolest singer in the word and who cares about watching the road when you're that cool.

I'm gonna buy a bike, those commercials insult me.