Damn you Gerstein Library boy. I know I've got a boyfriend and all, but why is your smile so perfect, and eyes so deep? What right do you have to look so good. How dare you peel off your shirt to reveal that very very very tight tank top, and stretch your arms high in the air. Why did I want to jump across the table and bury my face in your armpits? I long for exams to be done so I can be done with your very very sexy torture. Ugh, why did UofT have to get sexy this year?